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Welcome to Rat City

Atomic Youth’s dork web crime hole

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you are here to steal[insert album]
consider paying less instead

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as an alternative to this benighted crime you’re about to commit, consider underpaying for [insert album].
sweet malt is ever made by gentle fire, & every digital pæning goes towards making even more ditties for you to underpay for!
if you really don’t have coin to spare then seek the key button below, scallywag.

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if ye still be intent on thievery
first tell us thisse:

What so inclines thee to this heinous life of crime?

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“The weazel Scot
Comes sneaking, and so sucks the princoly egg.”

watch out for the rogers

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