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Welcome to Rat City

Atomic Youth’s dork web crime hole

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you are here to steal [insert album]
consider paying less instead

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as an alternative to this benighted crime you’re about to commit, consider underpaying for [insert album].
sweet malt is ever made by gentle fire, & every digital pæning goes towards making even more ditties for you to underpay for!
if you really don’t have coin to spare then seek the key button below, scallywag.

Sampson Was a Shire Horse

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if ye still be intent on thievery
first tell us thisse:

What so inclines thee to this heinous life of crime?

pngrat4
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“The weazel Scot
Comes sneaking, and so sucks the princoly egg.”

watch out for the rogers

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