・ upper-middle-first-class shipping [same day delivery accompanied by the pick ‘n mix social gospel]
・ burgher 25% value added tax-class shipping [lickety split, systemic crisis]
・ neglected-class shipping [1 month donkey courier]
Hear ye, hear ye!
ladies & lads, tele-friends & fiends.. eorðbūend
welcome to a brave new age of mercantile expansionism, a freak show circus where we profit off of DEATH itself
money off of horror, money off of misery & longing, money off of deformity & men gone MAD
honesty as gormless, cruelty as entertainment, courtesy as weakness
fragmented minds, merged altars & standardised desecration, mungo. neo-pussy-rainbow-kapital-incorporated
when Adam dalf, & Eve span, who was thanne a gentilman?
onwendeð Wyrda gesceaft weoruld under heofonum.
ne mæg werig mod Wyrd wiðstondan.
Here lyeth muche rychnesse in lytell space
NEW “Gnome” SIZE OPTIONS AVAILABLE FOR THOSE UNDER 5’9″
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liquid crystal consciousness
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do you operate within deep abstraction?
does your existence revolve around: “how would doing [F] appear to [U] type people I want to think of me as [D]?”
then you’re in the wrong virtual town matey boy lass, log off rIGHT NOW
All dreams are anagrams of diurnal reality
are you so atomised that buying overpriced garments made with pennies in bangladesh feels therapeutic?
how are you enjoying the dimensional hypercube of now?
imagine believing life is just carbon and hydrogen being phased into existence by the force of gravity that eventually becomes self aware lol
arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times ladies and lads, it’s going to be a wild ride
Cut the coat of your passion according to the fashion of the times. You know you’re a REAL revolutionary when you can comfortably tie your colours to the mast!