you are here to steal [insert album]
consider paying less instead

as an alternative to this benighted crime you’re about to commit, consider underpaying for [insert album].
sweet malt is ever made by gentle fire, & every digital pæning goes towards making even more ditties for you to underpay for!
if you really don’t have coin to spare then seek the key button below, scallywag.

Sampson Was a Shire Horse

if ye still be intent on thievery
first tell us thisse:

What so inclines thee to this heinous life of crime?

not a crumb to my name, milord! a modern day serf i be.. naught but a pauper!

ah, þēow
dust on toast, yeah? at a broken table by candlelight, sleeping in potholes, selling your body to pay for shopping..
you’re stealing internet on your stolen imac pro turbo wank+ on a stolen vpn, yeah? hard times.
these days, who even has money for music? we barely have money for tools to make the crap.
when times are in your favour, and once more the stars navigate you to our cyber shores then buy some of our music or merch blablabla
in the mean time, tell your rich friends about us, plox

use the secret password “juice“
[then refresh the page, it’s a bit wonky]

YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO CLICK THIS BUTTON
i think music should be free, i'm delusional
i have money, i'm just a ponce
change of heart, i've decided i like music and musicians now

mongo,
although ur soul may wander,
through devious paths, by which it ought not stray;
ur life is pure, beyond the breath of slander,
so we pardon grant; tis merely but ur way.
knave,
some may say “wtf?” and frown, yet listen in..
gain sense from precept,
and laughter from one’s whim.
scoundrel,
songs of the past
which serve 2 shorten years
for ears that dare listen
and bring back memories
of those departed
solitary but never alone