Yo yo dudes & bunnies
Mungo Vibez here, bringing good newz of the love & light programme of the nu-apocalypse!
life can be a mondo bogus bummer… u wanna shoot the curl on epic nugs but u can’t, shubie, it’s too cold! ️
ur locked down prion party wave, pathogenic priming! ADE epitopes on the spike, baby ️ LYQDVNC
beach is blown out swellz are glossy but ur getting a sand facial like some heinous hodad poser, ya know?
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cast ur lot w/ the millstone
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